Something unexpected

Pearl Harbored
US /ˈpɜrl.hɑr•bər/ phrasal verb [M]

Definition: To have lost the fight before it's begun, or to have been caught so far up the ass you're shitting out your mouth to keep your feet straight.

Mum totally pearl harbored me with this rant about how we don't respect her enough after we took her out for her birthday that weekend.